If you don't want to be down with me, you don't want to pick from my apple tree...
[my blog: TheAbsurdVanity.com]
About me: Owner, Editor, Founder and Blogger at TheAbsurdVanity.com. I love all. Like few. Hate none. Pink Sunsets Make Me Smile. Vodka Is The Love of My Life. My Mother & Brother Are My BFFs. I Treat My Teacup Rat Terrier Like My Child. I Can Be Afrocentric At Times. Incense Are The Next Best Thing To Hot Sauce On Rice. I Smoke My Hookah Daily.
…and when they piss you off just light a cigarette, smoke that bitch and burn their whip to smithereens!
Everytime I hear the beginning of a Burger King commercial, I can’t help but think about Mary J Blige’s funny ass chicken wrap commercial!
If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive
When I’m Drunk In The Club, I Dance Like This…
And After A Few More Drinks, I Give This Guy My Number…
Because I Thought He Looked Like…
And By The Time I Sober Up, I Fee Like…
